Sorry I didn't write about the ball yesterday, I was REALLY tired. Roz, Gina and I all got to dance with Orlando Bloom! He's wonderful!Of course Victor and Barry were dancing with Lady Cami (Camron) over and over and over.
Most of the princes were total drips. Half of them stepped on my toes and the other half talked non-stop. Prince William was cool, I got to dance with him twice!
Our plan went pretty well, but someone's cell phone went off at dinner (I think it was Olando's) and Victor thought it was the orchestra and they all started to enter as planned. Luckily I saw them and called Gina. I had my phone under my dress and I put it on speaker so I wouldn't have to pick it up. Fortuntely no one could hear me because it was so noisy.
Dinner was okay, but I was sitting next to Prince Orville who smells, talks non-stop AND steped on my toes. The food was good but after hearing Orville talking about his stupid polo ponys for an hour I thought I was going to throw up all that foir gras and steak.
One of the more embaressing moments was when I was dancing with Orville, I managed to break the heel on my shoe.Gina and I had to run up to my room and dig out an old pair of peach flats. Man, we're lucky Gran didn't see us. Of course we are lucky no one saw my friends.
Around mid-night I had to take out my earings because I thought my ears were about to drop off. My tiara was killin' me and my neclace was rubbing my neck raw. And to add insult to injury my dress itched.
The worst part of the ball was Stella whistpering, "So, did you like him? Isn't Prince _______ lovely?" Okay, to tell the truth the only guys I liked at the ball were Orlando, William and Victor. Did I just say that out loud?
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