You are going to laugh when you hear what just happened (Gina giggled herself stupid when I called her). I have just recived a love letter from none other than Prince Orville. Get a load of this.
Dearest Ramona,
I have felt for sometime, and I know you feel the same way, that we were mean't to be. I know my life can never be complete without you. You are the sun in my shine, the twinkle in my tinsel, the foir in my gras...
I am sorry I cannot be with you to ask you this question (Ditsybob, my pony is sick), but will you marry me? Ramona, we will be so happy together! I promise. Please, dear, kind, beatuiful, Princess Ramona Elizabeth Theodora Kathleen, be my wife.
I have enclosed the ring I would have given you, had it not been for Ditsybob's cold, please wear it and I shall be with you shortly.
Your Loving, soon-to-be husband
Orville Lovell Manley
I'm not about to become the twinkle in anybody's tinsel! I am NEVER going to marry Orville! He and Ditsybob will get along with out me. This letter is going in the fire and this ugly ring is going back to Orville.
Wait a sec, it's not legal for fifteen year-old to get married. SWEET!
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